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Old 2020-04-01, 06:38 PM
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what is on this old hd? wow I didn't know I had that in my basement. what is on this win98 computer I keep on a shelf, without electricity for over a decade. can it still operate? does it have my lost shows from yesteryear? how ridiculous is my collection of nostalgic electronics and will they ever get powered-up again?
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today at the toronto supermarket ..
flour - limit one per person.
yeast - out of stock for two weeks!
udon noodles are out - but I think that was just random!
beer - shelves are nearly bare! dab the real dortmunder out of stock
toilet paper - back in stock!
militant staff direct people to distance effectively! like the army or something! staff in masks and gloves, like a video game situation or something..

world welfare state in effect! scammers will get caught later.

justin trudeau - has a three-part plan!
solve the toilet paper crisis - solve the beer crisis - solve the world heath crisis.

Five installs every old software to remember the good old days before everything was shit! lol

as far as a global crises go, its pretty alright *cracks a beer*

Dab - The Real Dortmunder???
This is industrial beer!
This is where they make it:

The stupid virus has paralyzed all public life, everything is forbidden, at the moment there are no gourmet orgies in the various local private breweries possible.
But according to your words, the problems of the world are almost the same everywhere, at least as far as the conditions in the supermarkets are concerned and especially the greatest achievements of civilization like toilet paper and beer. There is still beer, but smaller breweries call on people to return empties faster, which points to hoarding.
But be glad that there are still people working in the supermarkets, even if they are "militant", I agree with you, here now the superfluous security people of the airports work in supermarkets and shit the people together: "Keep your distance! You must use a shopping cart! Don't step so close to the counter! ".
The whole thing does not make me happy, sometimes I want to call out to these people: Jawoll, mein Fuehrer, jawoll, ich gelobe die Benuzung von Gesichtsmasken und Ganzkörperkondome. (Yes, my Fuehrer, yes, I promise the use of face masks and full body condoms. )

Everyone stay healthy, please. Thank you.


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Old 2020-04-04, 02:51 PM
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thanks, Sam. battery is dead already, I know this

is dortmunder a steel town?? I thought of grassy meadows, oh well.

I feel like the flavor of regions might contain some of the personality, I want to feel like a blue collar worker, what does this kind of man from another country drink for relief from a life of hard labor? surely this kind of drink makes you strong, in moderation, of course.

germany.. omg. you are under tight surveillance there I don't know if many ppl outside know about this. my friend has family there, I heard youtube is massively crippled, 'video not allowed in your country' kind of thing. Canada is only once and a while like this, 0.001% of videos blocked here.


Trump blocks export of face masks from US.. Justin Trudeau is disappointed!

I think it is understandable, its spreading faster in the US they need it.

I wish Justin would show Trump the 'trudeau finger'... just one more time, pls, its the real Trudeau finger. I can't believe I'm saying this, but JT just isn't French enough sometimes

he could put it in his boring book that will come out 20yrs from now. 'that time when I gave Trump the finger when no other politician in the world dared to.'
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Old 2020-04-04, 03:06 PM
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have least one one spare pair of eye glasses....(One could accidentally drink rum when you need Stoli). I have three spare pairs but my favs came apart when I tried to yank them out of a coat pocket. broke at the bridge.
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thanks, Sam. battery is dead already, I know this

is dortmunder a steel town?? I thought of grassy meadows, oh well.

I feel like the flavor of regions might contain some of the personality, I want to feel like a blue collar worker, what does this kind of man from another country drink for relief from a life of hard labor? surely this kind of drink makes you strong, in moderation, of course.
Dortmund was a steel city and had a lot of mining and in the 70s it was the city with the most breweries in Europe.
The posted picture was actually meant as a joke, it shows the chemical works in Marl-Huels, so I wanted to suggest that DAB beer is industrial beer.

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germany.. omg. you are under tight surveillance there I don't know if many ppl outside know about this. my friend has family there, I heard youtube is massively crippled, 'video not allowed in your country' kind of thing. Canada is only once and a while like this, 0.001% of videos blocked here.
At the moment we have a so-called contact ban, which means that you are not allowed to rotate together with more than two people (except families), otherwise it costs €200 per person. If you are found in a larger group (more than ten people) the public prosecutor will contact you, which will be very expensive.
The Youtube problem is related to the German rights holders (GEMA), which has been around for quite a while.

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Trump blocks export of face masks from US.. Justin Trudeau is disappointed!
In Thailand, the USA "intercepted" and confiscated a shipment of masks intended for Germany.

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I think it is understandable, its spreading faster in the US they need it.

I wish Justin would show Trump the 'trudeau finger'... just one more time, pls, its the real Trudeau finger. I can't believe I'm saying this, but JT just isn't French enough sometimes

he could put it in his boring book that will come out 20yrs from now. 'that time when I gave Trump the finger when no other politician in the world dared to.'
I would like to put a bullet in the Trump instead of showing him my finger!
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Old 2020-04-11, 10:25 PM
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went out to the LCBO the other day to get some beer and around the corner are a couple cans sitting there if somebody needs it. lines are spaced out these days like everywhere else. inside they have hand sanitizer everywhere, the people doing the cash are using it all the time as well. most places they are touching the money, touching this touching that. at shopper's drug mart the girl was handling the money and touching the items I was buying, now I have to worry about touching the outside of the stuff I bought when I get home..

everybody is slowly learning

on the way back from LCBO the curbside beers were still just sitting there, heartwarming really

china is tracking every citizen via cell phone app .. big brother is coming to your country soon, too
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Pretty sure Canada is tracking people too. That is, if you carry a cell phone (but there's still credit cards to be traced)
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That is true, traders, that is true.
But they cannot help their neighbors;
That's not good, traders, that's not good.
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Old 2020-04-16, 12:36 PM
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things have reached some kind of stability right now. people look comfortable, no more slow to learn people crowding anymore.

a convoy of official postal vehicles and private automobiles drove by my house this morning plastered with 'in support of our hospital worker heroes', with some hand-made signs taped right on the side of some cars.

it feels to me like we're living in that movie footloose, and kevin bacon is not going to save us this time. I look forward to the release of 'distant dancing' coming to a theatre near you in a couple years.
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big business moves to video conferencing. handshakes are over. business moguls appear only on video screens from now on, like lex luthor.

ozone is getting better as a result and altho Greta Thunberg will never forgive them, she is feeling a little less miserable today.

cars are filling the streets, masks are dropping. who needs a mask when everybody is staying completely out of sneeze range?

we are careful now, not afraid. getting back to business as usual, but from a 6' distance.
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tomorrow could change!
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