Five's Guide to Using TTD During the Apocalypse

[Five]

many of us will not survive this.

please mirror all **not for trade** shows using reliable trader(s).

please mirror all work-in-progress data reliably in the same way.

please consider un-horading one-of-a-kind shows.

to all tapers of current 'illegal house party' shows: please keep yourselves alive & sit on the tapes a little while longer. while I admire your stance of 'give me live music or give me death' ttd cannot condone it and will not encourage it.

for those with privs, I can be found in the ttd panic room and will go down with the ship. others, please post reseed requests here and take care of each other, I already have plans for what I am seeding next.

for those who don't understand a word of this; its not meant for you. share something as rare and important as you can. all you people keep yourselves alive. thank you.

[mini freezer]

sounds like a handful of gimme

[Five]

Live from the end of the world like a bad b-movie that's real ...

non-essential Canadian services closing down on wednesday

list of what is considered essential coming tomorrow.

we cannot rely on the post we are still connected electronically. share your best shows if you want to share them, the music you want to live forever. if you want to hoard get a 'hoarding buddy' or two so that future generations can continue to hold this unavailable gem out in front of other's noses.

news of the world is .. getting worse.

we are sincerely flattered by all the ppl who spend time here because it brings joy to their lives in some way or another. its the end of the world and you choose to spend your time at ttd, wow, thanks ! we broke our backs to build this in just a couple months while you young ones lay on the leg of the previous generation ;)

let's enjoy the greatest rarest music and dream about the days of being one with the roaring crowd, the days of getting home after taping a show and it sounds better than you thought it would.

I am currently digging my collection I know I've got a couple uncirculated shows here, somewhere and I never meant to hoard them and trapped at home I find I have time for this.

take care of yourselves

-Jamie

[joujoujou]

I'd gladly get some stuff you're smoking. :D

;)

[Five]

its called 'afghan kush' :lol:


world toilet paper crisis, and the entire world wants to buy bidet at once. prices skyrocketing.


china is lifting their quarantine today :clap:


pretty much everything in canada is determined to be an essential service
they closed chitchat.ca tho :duh: this is the replacement service for Canada Post that works right.


live music pronounced dead for the foreseeable future
tapers turn to recording bird songs as the last source of current live music.


Tradersden staff, Justin Trudeau, Canadian Parliament and displaced ctree.org members weigh in on the possibility of a live concert, like SARSstock:
not possible at this time!


blue collar workers stand tall
in social groups, a human normally retains about 200 contacts they know by name, the first 50 or so has only one degree of separation. people outside this zone are instinctually more like things: the thing that takes my money at the store, thing that takes the garbage, thing that brings the mail you know what I mean.

people who are not being sent home because they are essential or otherwise unable to make a different choice are out there on the front lines, keeping us all comfortable handling money all day, getting closer than six feet all the time. when I get change back I handle it like its crawling with disease and try not to get too close to these 'high contact' people.

the guy who picked up my garbage today he's like honey badger he just don't care. he knows how to handle dangerous material all day long, he knows not to touch his face for many years. he's full of muscles and fearless.

if you have questions, you might find yourself wanting to ask a person like this for advice! these people get the ttd medal of honor if there was such a thing.

be well

-Jamie

[trustthex]

birdsongs - i did buy a pre-amp i've barely used. and with no airplanes anymore due the apocalypse, they're be nothing to blow the recording. brilliant.

[Five]

I guess solo acts will save the day. point a camera at yourself and broadcast for free on youtube. bands only if its a small band and camera crew counts as people.

next superbowl will everybody be spaced six feet apart, with added expense for extra security? a scalpers' paradise is on the horizon.

right now is like a limbo, eye of the storm. we will be isolating for some time.

good news is one location of chitchat.ca is still open :thumbsup

[joujoujou]

Next superbowl will go behind closed doors (TV only), and competing teams members will have their gear slightly updated - as they already have somehow serious stuff on them, wouldn't be hard to go towards space suits. :D

[Uncle Sam´s Army]

Jamie, this is really a good thread, finally something on the topic, you don't hear anything else about it. :D
But you're right, let's overload the network, let's upload EVERYTHING we've been uploading, uninterrupted, from morning to night, as long as there is power. Oh, no, it comes out of the socket, no problem.
I'm hoarding more and more old tube technology, is better than the fucking transistors at an EMP (:lol:).


:hide:



Take care, folks, be well!


:wave:

[Five]

business is taking a hit .. this will go on for months. I can't see a good future for brick and mortar stores already struggling. there's going to be a lot a lot of empty storefronts soon.

my wife reads this more than me and said that in asia they have better ways of dealing with it, ways that donald and justin don't seem to want to know about. she said if we stay in for it to work has to be six months, and still could easily fail. in asia they are testing people for fever at the clubs and letting everybody out of their houses. its working out better than the states.

I'm looking on my old computer, what is on these drives, anyways? not such a bad time for nostalgia, its pretty fun to boot up winxp from over ten years ago and see my wallpaper and programs there like it was yesterday. I found a txt file associated with one of the shows I'm looking for, getting closer..

yeah, I've got a great taping rig and was planning on getting out more this year ..

at least we have this hobby of music, living ten lives is not enough to hear all the great recordings and being trapped indoors is a little easier for us.

[LeifH12345]

business is taking a hit .. this will go on for months. I can't see a good future for brick and mortar stores already struggling. there's going to be a lot a lot of empty storefronts soon.


Maybe we can turn some of them into music venues

[dorrcoq]

Maybe we can turn some of them into music venues

I hope we don't lose any venues, already so many are gone.

[Uncle Sam´s Army]

business is taking a hit .. this will go on for months. I can't see a good future for brick and mortar stores already struggling. there's going to be a lot a lot of empty storefronts soon.

my wife reads this more than me and said that in asia they have better ways of dealing with it, ways that donald and justin don't seem to want to know about. she said if we stay in for it to work has to be six months, and still could easily fail. in asia they are testing people for fever at the clubs and letting everybody out of their houses. its working out better than the states.

I'm looking on my old computer, what is on these drives, anyways? not such a bad time for nostalgia, its pretty fun to boot up winxp from over ten years ago and see my wallpaper and programs there like it was yesterday. I found a txt file associated with one of the shows I'm looking for, getting closer..

yeah, I've got a great taping rig and was planning on getting out more this year ..

at least we have this hobby of music, living ten lives is not enough to hear all the great recordings and being trapped indoors is a little easier for us.

This is a real problem, especially for old bags like me; will there be 10 years left? :lol:

[Uncle Sam´s Army]

But what good are archives when humanity is actually going down the drain. Even if something remains, who is going to hear that? Machines? Like in West World?! :cool:

I probably have black light bulbs too, they don't help against the virus. :hmm:

[Five]

Sam, it is like a late mid-life crisis! :lol:

what is on this old hd? wow I didn't know I had that in my basement. what is on this win98 computer I keep on a shelf, without electricity for over a decade. can it still operate? does it have my lost shows from yesteryear? how ridiculous is my collection of nostalgic electronics and will they ever get powered-up again?

today at the toronto supermarket ..
flour - limit one per person.
yeast - out of stock for two weeks!
udon noodles are out - but I think that was just random!
beer - shelves are nearly bare! dab the real dortmunder out of stock :cry:
toilet paper - back in stock!
militant staff direct people to distance effectively! like the army or something! staff in masks and gloves, like a video game situation or something..

world welfare state in effect! scammers will get caught later.

justin trudeau - has a three-part plan!
solve the toilet paper crisis - solve the beer crisis - solve the world heath crisis.

Five installs every old software to remember the good old days before everything was shit! lol

as far as a global crises go, its pretty alright *cracks a beer*

[dramakat]

OMG! OMG!! OMG!!!

[Uncle Sam´s Army]

Sam, it is like a late mid-life crisis! :lol:

:lol4:

what is on this old hd? wow I didn't know I had that in my basement. what is on this win98 computer I keep on a shelf, without electricity for over a decade. can it still operate? does it have my lost shows from yesteryear? how ridiculous is my collection of nostalgic electronics and will they ever get powered-up again?

Check the system battery at first


today at the toronto supermarket ..
flour - limit one per person.
yeast - out of stock for two weeks!
udon noodles are out - but I think that was just random!
beer - shelves are nearly bare! dab the real dortmunder out of stock :cry:
toilet paper - back in stock!
militant staff direct people to distance effectively! like the army or something! staff in masks and gloves, like a video game situation or something..

world welfare state in effect! scammers will get caught later.

justin trudeau - has a three-part plan!
solve the toilet paper crisis - solve the beer crisis - solve the world heath crisis.

Five installs every old software to remember the good old days before everything was shit! lol

as far as a global crises go, its pretty alright *cracks a beer*


Dab - The Real Dortmunder??? :lol:
This is industrial beer!
This is where they make it:
https://www.route-industriekultur.ruhr/fileadmin/_processed_/csm_chemiepark_marl_copy_chemiepark_1b2a434e27.jpg
The stupid virus has paralyzed all public life, everything is forbidden, at the moment there are no gourmet orgies in the various local private breweries possible.
But according to your words, the problems of the world are almost the same everywhere, at least as far as the conditions in the supermarkets are concerned and especially the greatest achievements of civilization like toilet paper and beer. There is still beer, but smaller breweries call on people to return empties faster, which points to hoarding.
But be glad that there are still people working in the supermarkets, even if they are "militant", I agree with you, here now the superfluous security people of the airports work in supermarkets and shit the people together: "Keep your distance! You must use a shopping cart! Don't step so close to the counter! ".
The whole thing does not make me happy, sometimes I want to call out to these people: Jawoll, mein Fuehrer, jawoll, ich gelobe die Benuzung von Gesichtsmasken und Ganzkörperkondome. (Yes, my Fuehrer, yes, I promise the use of face masks and full body condoms. )

Everyone stay healthy, please. Thank you.


OMD! OMD!! OMD!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2GiR6Bo

[Five]

thanks, Sam. battery is dead already, I know this :lol:

is dortmunder a steel town?? I thought of grassy meadows, oh well.

I feel like the flavor of regions might contain some of the personality, I want to feel like a blue collar worker, what does this kind of man from another country drink for relief from a life of hard labor? surely this kind of drink makes you strong, in moderation, of course.

germany.. omg. you are under tight surveillance there I don't know if many ppl outside know about this. my friend has family there, I heard youtube is massively crippled, 'video not allowed in your country' kind of thing. Canada is only once and a while like this, 0.001% of videos blocked here.


Trump blocks export of face masks from US.. Justin Trudeau is disappointed!

I think it is understandable, its spreading faster in the US they need it.

I wish Justin would show Trump the 'trudeau finger'... just one more time, pls, its the real Trudeau finger. I can't believe I'm saying this, but JT just isn't French enough sometimes :disbelief

he could put it in his boring book that will come out 20yrs from now. 'that time when I gave Trump the finger when no other politician in the world dared to.'

[daddyray]

have least one one spare pair of eye glasses....(One could accidentally drink rum when you need Stoli). I have three spare pairs but my favs came apart when I tried to yank them out of a coat pocket. broke at the bridge.

[tvhap]

have least one one spare pair of eye glasses....(One could accidentally drink rum when you need Stoli). I have three spare pairs but my favs came apart when I tried to yank them out of a coat pocket. broke at the bridge.

UAxARJyaTEA

If the internet goes out, after 6 hours I'm going to shoot myself. I'm just glad this shit is happening in 2020 and not 1990.

[Uncle Sam´s Army]

thanks, Sam. battery is dead already, I know this :lol:

is dortmunder a steel town?? I thought of grassy meadows, oh well.

I feel like the flavor of regions might contain some of the personality, I want to feel like a blue collar worker, what does this kind of man from another country drink for relief from a life of hard labor? surely this kind of drink makes you strong, in moderation, of course.



Dortmund was a steel city and had a lot of mining and in the 70s it was the city with the most breweries in Europe.
The posted picture was actually meant as a joke, it shows the chemical works in Marl-Huels, so I wanted to suggest that DAB beer is industrial beer.
:lol:

germany.. omg. you are under tight surveillance there I don't know if many ppl outside know about this. my friend has family there, I heard youtube is massively crippled, 'video not allowed in your country' kind of thing. Canada is only once and a while like this, 0.001% of videos blocked here.



At the moment we have a so-called contact ban, which means that you are not allowed to rotate together with more than two people (except families), otherwise it costs €200 per person. If you are found in a larger group (more than ten people) the public prosecutor will contact you, which will be very expensive.
The Youtube problem is related to the German rights holders (GEMA), which has been around for quite a while.


Trump blocks export of face masks from US.. Justin Trudeau is disappointed!



In Thailand, the USA "intercepted" and confiscated a shipment of masks intended for Germany.


I think it is understandable, its spreading faster in the US they need it.

I wish Justin would show Trump the 'trudeau finger'... just one more time, pls, its the real Trudeau finger. I can't believe I'm saying this, but JT just isn't French enough sometimes :disbelief

he could put it in his boring book that will come out 20yrs from now. 'that time when I gave Trump the finger when no other politician in the world dared to.'

I would like to put a bullet in the Trump instead of showing him my finger! :lol4:

[Uncle Sam´s Army]

UAxARJyaTEA

If the internet goes out, after 6 hours I'm going to shoot myself. I'm just glad this shit is happening in 2020 and not 1990.

Oh dear, you're hooked! :)

[Five]

went out to the LCBO the other day to get some beer and around the corner are a couple cans sitting there if somebody needs it. lines are spaced out these days like everywhere else. inside they have hand sanitizer everywhere, the people doing the cash are using it all the time as well. most places they are touching the money, touching this touching that. at shopper's drug mart the girl was handling the money and touching the items I was buying, now I have to worry about touching the outside of the stuff I bought when I get home..

everybody is slowly learning

on the way back from LCBO the curbside beers were still just sitting there, heartwarming really

china is tracking every citizen via cell phone app .. big brother is coming to your country soon, too

[LeifH12345]

Pretty sure Canada is tracking people too. That is, if you carry a cell phone (but there's still credit cards to be traced)

[rspencer]

please consider un-horading one-of-a-kind shows.



rspencer
TTD Hoarder

:nono:


sounds like a handful of gimme

And a mouthful of much obliged. :D

[Five]

Hoarders can get piles of money,
That is true, traders, that is true.
But they cannot help their neighbors;
That's not good, traders, that's not good.
;) ;) ;)

[Five]

things have reached some kind of stability right now. people look comfortable, no more slow to learn people crowding anymore.

a convoy of official postal vehicles and private automobiles drove by my house this morning plastered with 'in support of our hospital worker heroes', with some hand-made signs taped right on the side of some cars.

it feels to me like we're living in that movie footloose, and kevin bacon is not going to save us this time. I look forward to the release of 'distant dancing' coming to a theatre near you in a couple years.

[Five]

big business moves to video conferencing. handshakes are over. business moguls appear only on video screens from now on, like lex luthor.

ozone is getting better as a result and altho Greta Thunberg will never forgive them, she is feeling a little less miserable today.

cars are filling the streets, masks are dropping. who needs a mask when everybody is staying completely out of sneeze range?

we are careful now, not afraid. getting back to business as usual, but from a 6' distance.

[daddyray]

nope

[Five]

tomorrow could change!

[joujoujou]

tomorrow could change!

Will there be tomorrow? ;)

[dasmueller]

There was yesterday

[Five]

still the same, its relaxed.

canada peaked. asian ppl 99% masks everybody else 5%.

many ppl put it on only when they go in a store.

I am not recommending this, just telling what I see east end Toronto.

people aren't crowding, its cool. nobody's being bossy, everybody knows what to do.

it is the canadian complacency, everybody is just like, 'okay' and gets on with it

I hope all is well wherever you are

[LeifH12345]

get it all out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGsNC3pWrI

[Five]

I think there is a little too much blame placed on people for

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fQdN9Qa63E

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[Five]

people who repeat themselves too much can possibly be helped. do not give up hope completely, but be very careful.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz7qj3MteS0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHf1kGvOfcc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vc9Mz2tfHM

[Five]

please wait show mercy please show mercy please show mercy

[dasmueller]

How is all this helping us get more from TTD :hmm: You been dipping into sumpin' ?

[Five]

yes :lol:

lighten up, Das. dems good tunez :thumbsup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPL_SV3n7IU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqpysaAo4BQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGuTigICo8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS8XVfOm7JM

[dasmueller]

sorry :hmm:

[Five]

I thought its good songs to listen to while trapped inside! there is not much else to report.

let's give peace a chance, and leave a little space.

[tvhap]

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[Uncle Sam´s Army]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmDDOFXSgAs

[PhishPhucked]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bcnO3VQ_fc

[Uncle Sam´s Army]

Sam, it is like a late mid-life crisis! :lol:

what is on this old hd? wow I didn't know I had that in my basement. what is on this win98 computer I keep on a shelf, without electricity for over a decade. can it still operate? does it have my lost shows from yesteryear? how ridiculous is my collection of nostalgic electronics and will they ever get powered-up again?

today at the toronto supermarket ..
flour - limit one per person.
yeast - out of stock for two weeks!
udon noodles are out - but I think that was just random!
beer - shelves are nearly bare! dab the real dortmunder out of stock :cry:
toilet paper - back in stock!
militant staff direct people to distance effectively! like the army or something! staff in masks and gloves, like a video game situation or something..

world welfare state in effect! scammers will get caught later.

justin trudeau - has a three-part plan!
solve the toilet paper crisis - solve the beer crisis - solve the world heath crisis.

Five installs every old software to remember the good old days before everything was shit! lol

as far as a global crises go, its pretty alright *cracks a beer*

Five, here is the historical birthplace of DAB.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/5mpq5GtvySKdXFfP3e4wf4xLSB87QAU0ODWJyhUTAsUCxf0hFmYZwmTZHkVsp_CYF2gVNm1wzSJh6ZxYSwwx7sSWtdCxf2u6sMQ_ cEVqjJHxgYI5cgBYNw

[tvhap]

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